Animals Don't Do...

by, Marcus Andrew Bahlmann

(Marcus wrote this book. I really enjoyed it and wanted to share. Not bad for a 9 year old. The words precede the drawing.)

Hippos don't eat at the buffet, and elephants don't wear t-shirts.

Also, you'll never see a giraffe wearing a skirt. Bears don't ride in double decker buses

and goats don't comb beards. But you could see a monkey acting all weird.

Pigs never take baths, and alligators don't skate.

You'll never see a fish baking cake. You'll never notice a painting tortoise.

Lion's don't give hugs and lizards don't snug.

I'd never sleep with a slug. A rabbit won't ever sing Home on the Range.

And piranhas don't bike. No bugs flying kites will ever appear, no matter what year.

Snakes don't read

and spiders don't write words. But especially words like

He entered it into this contest. Way to go, Marco!